Tuesday, September 2, 2008

VPILF Grandma Part Twice

Regardless of the status of the 5th child, the Obama camp had better tread really freaking lightly with regards to Bristol Palin's current pregnancy (speaking of which, doesn't the the timing of that more or less rule out the possibility that Trig Paxson Van Palin (the newborn with Down's Syndrome) isn't Gov. Palin's own?) giving his own mother's history?

Some important Sara Palin Facts

  • Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.

  • Sarah Palin isn’t allowed to wield the gavel at the convention because they’re afraid she’ll use it to kill liberals.

  • Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.

  • Sarah Palin can read EBCDIC You are a geek if you get that

  • Sarah Palin makes Andrew Sullivan regret some key life choices. You are a blog-wonk if you get that

No comments: